What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 02:56
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
HELLO
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??